Erotic Massage vs. Sexual Intercourse

Erotic massage, known in some cases as massages with happy endings, is a sexual service that is often geared toward the older crowd. It's a service that involves non-penetration. On BackPage.com you can find older men posting ads seeking erotic massage.

But does could anyone actually prefer erotic massage over sexual intercourse?
Not exactly,
but they both have their benefits and different qualities.

I had my first encounters with erotic massage in Latvia, the East European nation on the border of Russia and sandwiched in-between Estonia and Lithuania. Latvia is a beautiful country, and furthermore, prostitution is legalized and regulated. Brothels are illegal, but there are erotic massage parlors which are found working as legitimate businesses.....meaning, they are on google maps and they identify as erotic massage parlors.

Beautiful Country: City of Riga

Pros of Erotic Massage over Sexual Intercourse:

1. Relaxation.
It took me awhile to realize just how erotic massage works. If you are looking for ten minutes of sex and then getting back to your life, perhaps this is not the best. Again, it took awhile to appreciate.
Music is playing. Candles are lit. It starts with a back massage, then legs, then full body. Of course, each massage artist designs their own plan, and no two massages are ever the same.

2. The Orgasm
I love cumming. There is no easier way to put it. As a man, I really enjoy the orgasm. Erotic massage tends to give me a better orgasm. It slowly builds up the pleasure. Each minute gets more and more intense. Then, you can reach the strongest and longest-lasting cum shots of your life. The experienced massage artist will keep going until you are dry.

3. Aqua Therapy
This one is dead simple. Showers! At the beginning of erotic massage, they often ask you to take a shower to make you clean. Then, after one hour of rolling around in the sheets getting covered in massage oil and body lubricants, you take a second shower to clean off. It is such a good feeling when you pull yourself up and the sheets are soaked in sweat and oil. So between two showers, a relaxation massage, and an erotic massage. It feels amazing. Of course you can take a shower before and after sex if you want to make your date wait :P

4. It's Cheaper!*(See Below)
Big surprise this is on the list, but going to a massage parlor isn't free. Also, if you are reading this, perhaps you are wondering about paying escorts and the like. Yes, in Latvia erotic massage ranged from 40 Lats (Let's guess $80.00 usd) in a professional studio. Also, since the sale of sexual services is legalized in Latvia, there are many ads online advertising this service. The lowest I saw was 30 lats ($60 usd). Compare that with paying an escort for one hour which is typically no less than 100 Lats ($200 usd) plus extra charges for anal.

So $60 for a great sexual service is not so bad.

Now with all that being said, there are other reasons to love sexual intercourse. Just in case you can't think of any on your own :O

Latvia is Well Hung

Pros to Sexual Intercourse Over Erotic Massage

1. More intense sensation
2. Trying different positions.
3. Different types of oral and body sex (or tit fucking :P)
4. Desire

That list can go on, but one thing is certain it sure is more expensive.

*This is discussing paying for sex only in areas where it has been legalized. I will never pay for sexual services in an area where it is illegal.

Questions for You:

Have you ever had an erotic massage?
Have you ever paid for a traditional massage at a parlor?
Can you list any pros and cons to either sex or erotic massage not covered here?

Masturbating with Butter: WTF?

Oh yeah baby, doesn't that picture just turn you on and make you wanna.....?
Actually, that is just a stick of Great Value butter from Wal-Mart.
What the hell is that good for other than adding fat into your life?

Several years ago on a forum, I read about organic lubricants, things that you can use for lube that are commonly found in the house. If you scroll down from the home page, you can see a recent post on Canola Oil as a lube.

Melted butter, or shortening (I think. I don't really cook), was on the list, and not only was it suggested. Someone posted a rant on the forum about using shortening as a lubricant.

He raved by saying "OMFG, this is by far the best homemade lubricant I have ever tried! It gave me such a good orgasm and so long lasting!" and things to that effect. Yes, it is for guys, and yes, he is talking about only masturbation. I would never imagine using shortening as a lube with a partner.

My friend on the forum said the he microwaved the butter, then poured it into a small bottle with a squirting tip...and used it just like an ordinary lube.

I decided to just microwave a tablespoon of the butter in a small ice-cream-style dish for 30 seconds, and let it cool as I carried it from the microwave to the bedroom.

So this is a GREAT lubricant to use at home. It is smooth, fast, and a little exciting. I wouldn't say it gives an amazing orgasm, compared to some other things guys can do with masturbation, but if you run out of lube, and you need a good wank, then just microwave some butter into shortening and jack off until the ceiling can't hold you ;D

Result: Good, but not my favorite ;)

Questions:
(For Men and Women)
What is the weirdest way you have ever masturbated?
and
What is the best way for you to get off?

Durex Thin Feel: Condom Review of the Red Package

So you might find this hard to believe, but I absolutely prefer using condoms to unprotected sex.

You might find that hard to believe......because it is a huge fucking lie.

No, as a man, I don't like using condoms. I do not. They limit the pleasure, and often they can weaken my erection.

Moreover, have you ever put on a condom for the moment of intimacy and had a huge air pocket across the length of it? :/

However*, I have to use them...because safe is important. In less sappy terms, I am doing well without HIV in my system, and I want to keep it that way.

This is where Durex Thin Feel red packages come in.

I was actually given these as a gift first, and it was a good move.

I like the feeling.
It doesn't seem to weaken the erection.
Also, it's the easiest condom I've ever had to rip out of the package and put on flawlessly.

If I have to go safe, I will go with Durex Thin Feel in the red package.

Questions:
Men or Women: What is your preferred brand of condoms?
What is the silliest condom you've ever used?
(Any glow in the darks, blueberries, black tuxedo magic, etc)?
and
What is the silliest condom experience?

Fucking a Cougar: The Older Woman Fantasy

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Canola Oil: As a Lubricant

Sexy photo, right?
Okay, maybe not.....but one night about 5 years ago, I ran out of the last drop of my warming lube. As a man, I now almost always use lube during masturbation, and I've gotten used to using. I can still do it without lube of course, but it provides a major difference in enhancing the pleasure for me.

Then, I remembered something I had read online about personal lubricants to try that you can find in household items. I had read this year maybe a year ago, and it included things such as

1.Vegetable or Canola Oil
2. Shortening (melted butter)
3. Flax Seed Gel
4. Egg whites
5. Saliva

Beautiful List :P

Based on the title of the post and pic included, you can guess which one I went with.

In short, I have been masturbating with Canola Oil for years. Allow me to show some enthusiasm I LOVE JACKING OFF WITH CANOLA OIL. In all seriousness, I love this as a lubricant. Of course, it is slick and fast because it's an oil, and it never rubs out. Furthermore, in any common house, there is normally a supply of Canola Oil, vegetable oil, or even corn oil. You can use extra virgin olive oil if you like, but that of course is more expensive.

What I really love about Canola Oil during masturbation is the way it makes my body look. I love how my manhood looks when it is covered in oil, the same goes for my abs and even my legs. I just feel hot and like a beach model.

Recap:
This is a fast and slick pleasure enhancer. It never rubs out (where I have to add more lube), it's easy to find and inexpensive, and it's good for psychological experience as well.

Cons:
There is a little agitation from using this. If it hurt majorly, I would stop using it at once, so it's not painful, but sometimes there is a little discomfort afterward, not often though.

Contrary to the photo, I don't pour it from a 1.25 gallon Costco jug. I use the smallest bottle possible, to avoid spilling.

Also, I would never use this with a partner. I would only suggest using it for personal masturbation....yes, jacking off .Enjoy :P

Questions:
Have you ever used an oil for masturbation?
Do you masturbate with lube or just the natural you?
What is the best lube you've tried?
What is the worst?

First Post: Random Sex Life

Hola!

I don't speak Spanish, but this is the first post. Who knows where this blog will go? I guess life makes twists and turns, and perhaps someone might read it.

If you ever happen to check out any posts here, feel free to leave a comment or suggestion.

And just to take in views, you can also look at Megyn Kelly (almost) in a black dress :P.

So first post done!

Questions:
How does Megyn Kelly look?
Have you seen her show "The Kelly File?"
&
What do you expect from a site called "The Random Sex Life?"
e.g. Stories? Photos? Porn?
Suggest!