Oh yeah baby, doesn't that picture just turn you on and make you wanna.....?Actually, that is just a stick of Great Value butter from Wal-Mart.
What the hell is that good for other than adding fat into your life?
Several years ago on a forum, I read about organic lubricants, things that you can use for lube that are commonly found in the house. If you scroll down from the home page, you can see a recent post on Canola Oil as a lube.
Melted butter, or shortening (I think. I don't really cook), was on the list, and not only was it suggested. Someone posted a rant on the forum about using shortening as a lubricant.
He raved by saying "OMFG, this is by far the best homemade lubricant I have ever tried! It gave me such a good orgasm and so long lasting!" and things to that effect. Yes, it is for guys, and yes, he is talking about only masturbation. I would never imagine using shortening as a lube with a partner.
My friend on the forum said the he microwaved the butter, then poured it into a small bottle with a squirting tip...and used it just like an ordinary lube.
I decided to just microwave a tablespoon of the butter in a small ice-cream-style dish for 30 seconds, and let it cool as I carried it from the microwave to the bedroom.
So this is a GREAT lubricant to use at home. It is smooth, fast, and a little exciting. I wouldn't say it gives an amazing orgasm, compared to some other things guys can do with masturbation, but if you run out of lube, and you need a good wank, then just microwave some butter into shortening and jack off until the ceiling can't hold you ;D
Result: Good, but not my favorite ;)
Questions:
(For Men and Women)
What is the weirdest way you have ever masturbated?
and
What is the best way for you to get off?
You shutting the fuck up is the best way I get off
ReplyDeleteDude rub the tip only alot guys think they cant squirt but they can.i do it all the time then finish busting.and breathe but yea. I've used butter. Vegetable oil. Fucking lotion.lube regular lubes. Spit. I think there was time I used shaving cream a warm towel and a rubber glove and put it between the cushions in my couche and went and went to town.lmao. hey it's good practice before I had to smash my girl.last longer. Hell I'm sure I even use conditioner and water. Dude I've fucked a cup with a towel and a glove in it. It's sad. I fuck my girlfriend and still have to jerk off 20 times a day to feel completed. Any lubricant that's not based of mechanic chemicals. I use that shit
ReplyDeleteI use butter all time it melts very quick like oil never runs dry. Or you like you can use cooking oil.
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